A Book of Things for roleplayers, gamemasters and the curious From the introduction: Warning. The contents of this Monstrous Manuorl, The Cursed Rune Toilet of Terrible Bad Make Danger! contains very sharp words. Every effort has been made to dull the edges of these words with soft adverbs, gentle pronouns and fluffy indicatives, but some of the words remain very sharp and could cause a nasty nick if approached in the wrong way. Readers should exercise caution by reading the book out of the corner of their eye, always wearing safety goggles, and under no circumstances approaching a sharp word with the intention of nullifying its PH factor. This warning is a warning brought to you by the makers of the Monstrous Manuorl, the letters T and E and the number 5.