Mogel-Monster

The amusing monster race! The monsters of Castle Wobblestone are holding a race. They agree not to use their unnatural powers and capabilities, but none of the monsters actually hold themselves to this agreement. There's so much cheating going on, the entire Castle starts to wobble. But woe to a monster who gets caught! Then he must jump into one of the holes that lead back to the start. Which monster will cheat the best and make it to the goal first?