Miskatonic U. Graduate Kit

From the back cover: What You Get Course Catalog from Mistaktonic's School of Medieval Metphysics, explaining enrollment and graduation procedures and individually describing more than 160 classes with the School Presentation Diploma awarding you in Latin a Bachelor of Arts degree in Medieval Metaphysics from Miskatonic University. School colors on nice paper. Type in your name, and frame the nifty results. Student Body Card with space for your picture as well as your name and other information. Restricted Stacks library pass. Parking Sticker for Omega lot, preserve of the School of Medieval Metaphysics. School Map place mat souvenir shows Lower and Upper Campuses. Bumper Sticker for the university, compete with a Fighting Celapod, the university mascot. (Go 'Pods!) Notepaper from Pickman Hall, handy for short message or complex formulae BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: a "Hi, my name is..." badge for the School's annual Conventicle, a cafeteria card for Herbert West Memorial Cafeteria, a back window sticker for Miskatonic University (with school motto), an alumni association card, etc.