Metallic Tome

From publisher blurb: Pollution chokes our seas, nuclear war has destroyed our cities, and worst of all, guitars are illegal. Surveillance satellites monitor our every move. Conformity is the law! There is only one thing that can save us: METAL. Metallic Tome is a sourcebook for old-school role-playing games set in the modern day. It's inspired by heavy metal music. Created by the reprobate who wrote the Teratic Tome. Features include: New character alignments, including Awful Good, Chaotic Player, and Neutral Vague New starting equipment, including department store mannequin, 4 scorpions in a shoebox, and an audio cassette recording of Nuclear Assault's "Survive" New Cleric spells like Necrotic Blasphemous Desecration, Interval of the Devil, and Party Hard New Magic-User spells like Power Word Mosh and Air Raid Siren Strange new foes, including asbestos elementals and nuclear dragons Wondrous magic items, such as the Brigandine Loincloth and the Revolver of Lordly Might Random tables to pad out the last few pages