Maiming of the Shrew

From the back of the box: It is the Twelfth Night of Christmas, and you've been invited by renowned playwright William Sheepsheare and his beloved Lady Katheter DeVane to dine like kings and queens (which some of you are) at the Glib Theatre. But, when you arrive, there is nothing but blood stains upon the stage. Suddenly, your host struts out onto the stage and addresses his eight honored guests in a most mournful tone lamenting the tragic slaying of his love.