Lord Flataroy's Guide to Fortifications

From the back of the book: Having made your way in the Wurld, you are undoubtedly eager to take the next step on your career. What better way is there to shout, "By the gawds, I made it!" than to acquire that most sought after of prestige symbols - your very own castle. Brook not the naysayers who would chide you for "settling down" into a comfortable life of semi-retirement. Let them have their vagabond lifestyle. You deserve better!