Publisher's blurb: Just before the bell rings to dismiss everyone from English class, Kelly V. is ignoring the substitute teacher’s lesson and replies to Rachel R. loud enough for the whole class to hear "Gag me with a spoon! If I had to do that, I would literally hurl!" The whole class, including Mr. Dant, stops to stare at Kelly’s exclamation before she proceeds to vomit all over Rachel, till she finally coughs up an actual spoon!