Lettuce: The Fantasy is a role playing game system designed to be rules light yet deliciously yet tastelessly crunchy, to facilitate fast character creation and set up so that you can maximise the time allocated to getting bogged down in the game and the crunch you love, and light on flavour so you can always add your favourite dressing! It is a classless system that uses dice pool mechanics and allocates both dice and points to your attributes. You roll the dice connected to your attributes (and to other things) and when you roll 4 or higher you get to do stuff! You use the points allocated to your attributes to track instead of traditional hit points. If any of your attribute scores reaches zero, BAD THINGS happen!