Publisher's blurb: It's time for a PDF of exceptionally random, goofy tables that don't really fit anywhere else! Christmas Songs: Celebrate the winter holiday with new classics like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rock, Thank God It's Jesus Boy, The Chipmunk Faithful, or O Come All Ye Shoes! Pizza Generator: A series of tables for generating pizzas! If you stick to the more sensible parts of it, they can even help you figure out what kind of pizza to order! What could possibly go wrong?! Affectionate Pet Names: Ready to risk your relationship? Try calling that special someone gummybutt, cherrybear, tigerpuff, or puddin' pants! Mexican Restaurants: Ready for some tacos? Try hitting up Cactus Al Pastor, Pollo Del Mar, or the Restaurante Restaurant & Bar! Workshop Games Names: Give names to your grimdark wargame units, like the Sanguinary Bloodmonger, Wild Everblade, or Celestial Gorestrider!