User summary: This minimalist game was developed for the Game Chef 2014 competition. The setting is the cite of Emmaloopen, the capital city of Habwe. Emmaloopen is cosmopolitan and dangerous. Characters survive by avoiding both gangs and guards. The city features a type of street slang, or cant, that is minimally defined. Generally, the game is unplayable as presented but may be approached as a rudimentary setting.