Insult Generator: Shakespeare Edition

Publisher's blurb: William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. He had a way with words that many feel has been unequalled to this day. It can surprise people that he was also good at the art of the insult. With this set of tables, you have a million possible insults that can be generated, more if you use the expanded format. Examples are also provided for quick use.