InsaneCorp's Delightfully Destructive Disintegrators

From publisher blurb: HELLO THERE MORTALS! Tired of your ordinary, everyday offerings from Everyman Gaming’s Star Log.EM series? Well have I, Doctor Malifaord Hudson Insano, President of InsaneCorp, have a special treat for you! Working in conjunction with Everyman Gaming, we at InsaneCorp have conspired to bring you the absolute best in modern augmentations, weaponry, armor, and other forms of equipment based solely in the glory of high science! Exciting, yes? Yes! In this installment of Star Log.EM: InsaneCorp Presents: 1,000 words of delightfully destructive disintegrators! Unleash a devastating blasts of decoupling energy at groups of foes with our trademarked atomizer bazooka! Brandish the popular atomizer chakram for slicing and dicing everything from vegetables to people! Slice through entire tanks with our fission katana, or wield one of our hilariously named and ridiculously powerful discombobulation pistols! With seven different models and over a dozen different weapons to chose from, we’re certain you’ll be able to leave any foe dissolved into goo precisely to your specifications. InsaneCorp — A newer, better, INSANER you!