If I Were President

From the PDF: We will play a presidential debate in the near future. Some of us will be candidates, some of us reporters, some of us just normal people with questions to ask of the big shots. The candidates will big make big speeches, and snipe at each other while tackling issues like genetic selection, drones, and subliminal corporate ads for kids. A president will be elected, and then we’ll flash forward twenty years. We’ll do it again, and again, and again, envisioning a weirder and wilder future, until there’s no more Republicans and Democrats, just robot toasters agitating for rights, while candidates debate whether blowing up the moon would be good for the economy.