If I Ran the Zoo...Con: The Smofcon 3 game is a simulation of organizing a WorldCon event. Players form committees, perform actions, make decisions, and follow through on those decisions through the bidding, planning, and convention phases of the process using a choose-your-own-adventure style situation resolution book. By conserving goodwill, utilizing people, and balancing finances one committee will produce the most successful event and be crowned WonderCon, while the others will bear the label BlunderCon.