I was a Teenage Mutant from Outer Space

Publisher's blurb: Take all of the great 50's B-movies like "I Was A Teenage Werewolf," "It Came From Above," "Assault on Party Beach," and even worse fare, and place in a blender. Puree for 15 minutes. Pour the mixture (colloquially known as "schlock") into a bowl. Add large sprinkles of angst, romance, and actual horror. Bake in the feverish mind of John Corrado for 4 months, and then place in small bowls. Serves up to 36. Sim Combat.