I am PalaDONE with your Sh*t!

From the description: The sight of a Jerusalem cross makes your bowels loosen faster than a Pear of Anguish. In the presence of a paladin you are consumed by the urge to upturn the wearer’s barrel heaume and shit in it, whether or not their head remains within. In fact, all displays of chivalric superiority and moral arrogance similarly inspire you to murder. Who the fuck do they think they are to judge you or anyone else in the dying world!?