Hey Brother is a game of hard-talking 1980s wrestlers for two or more players. Talk the best trash to make your opponent crack before you do, but try not to embarrass yourself in front of Mean Gene. To start, randomly choose the first Monarch of the Mat. The Monarch challenges whichever other player they want, then spits a few lines of their best 1980s wrestling promo impersonation. Take turns back and forth until one of you loses your furious concentration. When someone cracks, the other player is now Monarch of the Mat and challenges any other player. Keep playing until everyone taps out. The final Monarch wins the title belt. The game comes printed on a bandanna.