From publisher blurb: You know what I find really tedious? Random NPC wizards and needing to generate a spell list for them, knowing there is better than even odds they will end up dead and looted within 2 rounds of their appearance. Hark! A Wizard! Is a generator to give NPC wizards a cohesive set of spells in just a few seconds. It is a useful tool for further lowering the prep required with a game of Neoclassical Geek Revival.