Happy-Lucky Chinese Restaurant Game

User summary: Happy-Lucky Chinese Restaurant Game is a competitive cinematic kung-fu storytelling game "specifically made for playing in a Chinese restaurant". In turn, each player narrates until they draw new breath. For color, a teammate lip syncs and mimes the narration. Chopsticks change hands when narration is challenged. Successfully incorporating a cookie fortune into the narration ends the game. The team with the most chopsticks wins. According to the rules, "[i]t is customary for the winner of the game to pick up the tip."