Greenbird's Cursed Inventory

"Step right up! Greenbird is hosting a sale of all manner of magical items! Cleaning brooms, magical swords and shields, tomes of forbidden turnip lore... we have everything you need, as long as you don’t mind a little curse along the way! This volume includes 30 cursed items – some humorous, some nasty, some tragic. All are readymade to be put into your adventures – whether as a lure, or a misfortune that has fallen upon an unhappy character, leading to an abundance of new quests. Greenbird’s Cursed Inventory offers thirty cursed items to inflict upon your characters – curses range from mildly annoying, to life threatening, to potentially apocalyptic. We’ve included lots of creative curses – these are not just stat penalties, they can serve as an adventure hook, or a full-sized quest-line. Meet Fizzlebang Wonderbung – a traveling merchant, ready to sell all manner of strange, totally-not-cursed items. Fizzlebang comes with a neat d20 table of magic items in his inventory. Ok, so there’s a helmet that gives you awful haircuts, a sausage that turns you into a swine, a sword that awakens the undead and... oh... oh, an anxious, trapped spell book!" (Author Summary)