A competitive card game about thieves, monsters, magic, bombs, and mostly goats. The goal of Goat Lords is to gather the biggest goat herd. You do so by stacking pairs of matching goat cards in front of you and stealing opponent's goats before the draw pile runs out. Knowing how to play your cards, when to hold 'em, and who to attack greatly affect how many points you end up when the last goat is played.