From the introduction: No Jumper, you are the girlfriend. Welcome to the wonderful world of dating… or not. Maybe you’re an old hand at this sort of thing. Maybe you’ve done it from the other side. But for the next decade you’re going to be someone’s plus one… or spending most of your time trying to be one. To help you on this quest, here are 1000 Girlfriend Points… and remember Jumper, you are the girlfriend… embrace it.