Generic Childhood Jump / Gauntlet

From the introduction: Ah, childhood. The nostalgic fiction that life was better when we had fewer responsibilities and didn’t know what the real world was like. Was that cynical? Clearly. But then again, this is Jump-chain (cue buff swarthy man kicking a middle-easterner into a pit), where you get to do the impossible and explore fiction for fun and profit. Only this time, the fiction is that being a kid doesn’t suck! Enjoy yourself and, please, remember… there are children watching.