From the introduction: Way back in days of old, There was a legend told About a hero known as Galavant! Square jaw and perfect hair, Cojones out to there, There was no hero quite like Galavant! Tough! Plus ev’ry other manly value Mess with him, he’ll disembowel you! Yea! He ruled in every way! A fairy-tale cliche! And people called him Gal-a-vaant!