For Those About to Ragnarock

The battle of the bands is upon you... time to prove once and for all that you are the gods of rock and roll. Often, to prove you’re the very best, you have to make sure everyone else looks worse. Now, outright aggression is frowned upon ever since Osiris said he wasn’t resurrecting any more of you when it was happening on a daily basis. But a little cheating, a little sabotage, nothing wrong with that, right? Keep your fans happy so they don’t start cheering for a rival band. They only want to rock with the best.