FML! The Game is a modern, humorous take on The Game of LIFE. No longer are the days of going to school, working for the same company, and having 2.4 children with your heterosexual spouse. In FML! The Game, your life can go any direction: will you be a transgender hooker or a divorcee doctor with 9 kids? Every new game is a new experience! To play, you first choose your gender, hop in your car, and start on either the college or burnout track. From there, simply roll the die and perform the action of whatever space you land on. If you land on a space that contains the FML! logo, draw an FML card. These are wild cards have instructions from paying money to singing a song. After retirement, all players tell their "FML Life Story" - a hyperspeed explanation of why your life was the most unforgettable. How did you make your millions? Who did you father? Any interesting injuries or lawsuits? When everyone has finished, vote on the winner.