Flanta Claus: The Jelliest Elf

Publisher's blurb: Because I have neither restraint nor a sense of propriety, I have taken inspiration from a poorly made cake and created a monster. Specifically, I have created a CR 5 ooze with a rudimentary intelligence that punishes naughty children by pelting them with coal and rewards nice ones by regurgitating toys for them. Please forgive me for my yuletide transgressions.