F***ing Bards

Publisher's blurb: "Bidwall Claspit (Specialist Level 5) Thin-lipped and narrow, this former royal architect’s assistant was fired in disgrace after he was discovered using his specialized knowledge of the palace to purloin the queen’s collection of tortoiseshell combs for purposes unknown. He now attempts to make a living as a flautist—a career for which he is ill-suited, despite a winning disposition." This all-text installment of Cube World was boiled up from the charred remains of a project that never saw the light of day: “Bards”--a semi-serious book that Lamentations of the Flame Princess head James Edward Raggi IV commissioned about the worst character class in all fantasy because he has a bad sense of humor and hates me. Five pages of jokes and 11 pages of actually useful stuff, the Troubadour class was previously published on this blog but the rest is new.