FCK CDL KLL is a card game of brains and silliness where you find yourself searching for a sharkpig having sex with a pregnant angel or a unicorn killing a yellow snowman or a former president cuddling with the devil. On a 3x3 tableau of 9 cards, players attempt to create a "Perfect 9" by playing 3 horizontal Trifectas and 3 vertical Trifectas - a Trifecta being 3 cards in a row or column containing the same character. There are 3 "suits" of card FCK, CDL, and KLL and 11 different characters. A Horizontal Trifecta must have all three suits of card (FCK+CDL+KLL) and a Vertical Trifecta must have all the same suit (i.e., KLL+KLL+KLL) Each round player may either switch 1 card from the middle tableau of 9 cards to their own tableau of 9 cards or add 9 more cards to the middle. Additional turns may be gained by achieving a "Holy Trifecta" in which the same two characters appear three times in a row. FCK cards can be used to switch cards from tableaus of their opponents.