Even More Horrifically Overpowered Feats

From publisher blurb: MORE STUFF YOU DON'T NEED AND SHOULDN’T USE! Look folks, this is our FOURTH Horrifically Overpowered book. And we got this one written by the experienced and dignified Four Horsemen RPG writing guild. Why would you make us do that? Yes, it’s April Fools. Yes, it’s ten pages of feats that are MUCH more powerful than good game design should make them. Feats that let you totally ignore being flanked? Yup. A feat that gives you an extra move action every round? Absolutely. A feat that gives you a wizard spell of up to half your level three times per day, regardless of your class? Sure, why the heck not. Don’t use these. They’re, you know… HORRIFICALLY OVERPOWERED. Spare us from doing a FIFTH of these books. Please.