From the introduction: Elsewhere High has been at the forefront of education for centuries, and is one of the oldest educational establishments in the world. We are committed to providing the highest level of education for our students, giving them a wide variety of skills and talents in order to set them on the path of excellence. We here at Elsewhere High believe that through a strict regimen of rigorous study and self-imposed discipline, every student will rise up and seize the great opportunities that come in life As a student here at Elsewhere High, you will be expected to follow the rules and guidelines put forth by this handbook, push yourself to new extremes, and become well rounded capable young adults. As recognition of your acceptance of the rules outlined in this book, we the faculty of Elsewhere High please ask that you sign the bottom of this page in blue or black ink, and we would like to welcome you to Elsewhere High.