Dwarf Slayer

You are a Dwarf. A stout, short fellow who has incredible skills with his hands. Dwarves live in caves, mining the hearth for minerals and gems, working them as smiths and jewelers and other sorts of craftsmen. And, of course, all Dwarves love booze! Each night, you frequent the local inn for a stiff drink. What you seek is the "Dwarf Slayer": an exquisite liquor, yet too much of it and you will remember naught of the past night when cometh next morn. Each night, the inn hosts a "Tournament of Drunkards," with the patron to hold his liquor the best, collecting all the wagers. The Dwarf who has fallen into a humiliating slumber must pay for everyone's drinks; for, of course, he cannot remember if he agreed to do so. So who shall be the Champion Drunkard tonight?