Publisher's blurb: This PDF is not an endorsement of doing drugs or whatever (I'm not here to judge) and is not medical advice (though if you're getting medical advice from random tables I don't even know what to day). Yes, this installment is about drugs, legal and otherwise. Fictional Drugs: Need something for your cyberpunk future addicts? Let them have Hypno-Dip, Glitter Gel, or Turbo Triangles! Herbal Remedies: Time for some useless old-timey wisdom! A cornflower facemask is good for depression, a celery tincture will help with bedwetting, and a eucalyptus enema will surely help with your insomnia! Marijuana Varieties: Got your medical marijuana card all ready? Then why not toke up (is that the term?) with some Ghost Train Sherbet, Hindu Girl Scout Cookies, or the rather on-the-nose THC Bud! Prescription Drugs: Or maybe you'd like to try out what the pharmeceutical industry has to offer (or generate a name for an evil wizard)? Try Hypnocontin, Lexadream, or Teamoformin. Relaxalax has been recalled though.