Object of the Game The object of Don't Poop On My Lawn! is to be the first "neighbor" to lay out six grass cards and build a beautiful, "poop-free" lawn! The problem is the neighborhood is full of dogs and they're out to poop on your lawn! Gameplay Each player gets 7 cards and will play "Grass Cards" out in front of them to build their lawn. To wander about the neighborhood you must play a "Walkies" card. Below, the "doggie" is ready to head out into the neighborhood. Move your dog onto your neighbor's lawn to poop! Ready to poop? Take the "Poop Pile" and turn over cards one at a time until you get to a poop card! Count how many cards you turn over and place the same number of "poops" on their grass card! But wait! Sometimes its a false alarm! If you turn over a "Fart" card before you get to a "Poop" card, you don't get to poop at all! (Fart Card = No poop!) The game ends when a player lays out 6 grass cards that are completely poop free. That player is the winner of the game.