Disgruntled Phrase Generator

Publisher's blurb: Many cultures and groups have phrases like “Grinds my gears” to signify, in a mostly polite way, that they are not happy with a certain situation, that something is vexing them, that events being discussed are getting on their nerves. This quick generator is designed to generate various forms of those phrases, some making more sense than others, with the possibility that the original meaning of the phrase has been lost to time. With 10,000 possible combinations, you are sure to find something that will help or spark your imagination.