(User Summary) Players take the roles of Discordian Double Agents infiltrating the world's greatest conspiracies. * Rules for making Discordian Double Agents * Rules for Catma and Dogma * Rules You Can Ignore * "Finding Fives": An Alternative for the Advantage System * Excerpts from the Principia Discordia * More Rules You Can Ignore * How to use the Cut-Up Method for Character Creation, Adventure Design, and Task Resolution * Puck Four Conquests of the Gold Honey Amazon