From the introduction: This is the story of a long and distant age. An age of monsters, savagery, sorcery, adventure, and great and noble barbarian heroes. And at the heart of this age lies the land of Udrogoth, a kingdom of great fantasy and mystery. Of foul monsters and brave heroes. This story…features none of them. Instead, this story revolves around the royal family of Udrogoth and their various inane exploits and adventures, as narrated by The Storyteller.