Designer's blurb: In May I spent some time working on my own version of the Cthulhu Dark rules by Graham Walmsley. I really like these rules, but the one-page format always bothered me (ironically, I know). I had also never done a proper cut’n’paste kinda zine thingy before, so I resolved to catch two birds with one stone. I typed up the text as first published in Stealing Cthulhu on my cheap-arse typewriter, cut it out, pasted it on a “master” and then proceeded to doodle all over it. I knew I wanted to give out copies to players whenever I get to play it, so I included a character sheet at the back. Graham kindly gave me permission to share the resulting abomination, so here it is for your own pleasure.