Crooked House

From publisher blurb: There Was A Crooked Man & He Went A Crooked Mile Once upon a time in Crestview Hills… There was a crooked man and he went a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all liv'd together in a little crooked house. And now, many ask — is he back?