From the introduction: This module is about stealing hallucinogenic mushrooms that grow on cowshit, inspired by a real story one of my uncle’s friends told me about his time in the military in the 70s. There are three farmers from which to steal from: ​Farmer Fred, Farmer Fud, and Farmer Finch.​ The likelihood and volume of mushrooms is proportional to the number of cows. Old Man Fred has virtually no defenses and just two cows. Farmer Fud has some guard dogs and two dozen cows. Farmer Finch has a frontier-ready family to help him protect the property, military training, and forty cows. Sheriff Joe will protect them from violence, but he lives about an hour away.