Publisher blurb: Think you can handle the bone-crunching, brain-smashing, senses-shattering world of the Universal Rasslin' League? Then jump into the ring and prove it! Face off against opponents like El Loco Gigantes or The Patriot. Survive the Cage Match, navigate the ocean of fans and groupies, and piledrive your opponents into the mat! Whatever you do, don't get on the wrong side of Mr. Colin Thomas, or your next match will be against the tag team of Mr. Spatula and the Deep Fryer in the kitchen of the Scuzzburger down the street.