Publisher's blurb: Business Goose’s Ivory Tower rises above the Tundra, spouting out smog, destroying the ice caps, and hurting the downtrodden Penguins below. Today, that ends. Today, you will fight your way up through every floor of the Ivory Tower. Today, you will battle past all the Department Heads. Today, the halls will ring with your battle cries. Today, the tower will fall! NOOT NOOT! Clumsy Heroic Adorable Anticapitalist Penguins Vs Business Goose's Ivory Tower is a mini RPG. In this dungeon waddling game, you take on the evil Business Goose to save the Antarctic from his capitalist clutches. As you waddle your way up the tower, the only thing standing in the way of your success is your clumsiness... and penguins are VERY clumsy!