Publisher's blurb: Be afraid, for they are watching you... The Red Jolly One, He-who-knows-if-you-are-naughty-or-nice. This entity goes by many names. In some worlds they are benevolent, others, not so much. They come in many forms. But there is one thing that is the same across the multiverse. Their servants. The Elfs. They look sweet and innocent and many a parent has mistaken their doll-like features for a toy, and bring them home, where they sit, often on a shelf, staring... watching... waiting...