Chainmail Bikini

From publisher blurb: From the company that brought you Bride of Portable Hole: The Book of Neurotic Fantasy, and the author who really wanted a feat called Bondage Attack in E.N. Arsenal - Whips, comes a product that brings the superficiality and vapidity of pop culture into the realm of heroic fantasy roleplaying. The chainmail bikini is a classic image of heroic fantasy, but only now do we have the scientific understanding (and the rules) to explain how exactly it protects warrior women in battle. It's a secret that will revolutionize your gaming experience, and possibly get you dumped by your girlfriend. This book of course contains the full-figured scoop on the chainmail bikini, but wait, there's more! In the pages that follow you'll find: Statistics, history, and rules variants of the chainmail bikini. Other sexy armour for women and men. Rules to craft masterwork bikinis. Pretty pictures. Rules for conducting beauty contests. The folk tale of the magical armor of Quick Don, priest of Elea. And enough feats, prestige classes, and magic items of neurotic fantasy to choke a gnoll pimp.