From Introduction: "It's hard to tell puns to a kleptomanaic –they always take things literally!" You just love a good joke. Or an average joke. Or an utterly terrible joke. Any kind of joke, really, even – and perhaps especially – if it attracts more groans than laughter. Your friends claim that hanging around with humans so much has warped your mind, but they just don't understand the art of the pun. A bit of a traditionalist, when you're not polishing up your comedy routine, you do chores and odd jobs for humans in exchange for room and board – an occupation that gives you plenty of opportunities to gather new material!