From the book: Osbourne, A disgruntled CIA analyst and one time DG friendly has quit after being demoted and wants to write a memoir of his experiences including his limited participation in a DG opera. His wife, Katie, plans to divorce him and copies the memoir along with his financial records and gives it to her lawyer. The lawyer's assistant accidentally leaves a burned CD of the memoirs at a local gym, where Chad and Linda, gym trainers, find and read it. They contact Osbourne and try to blackmail him. In order to convince him that they have his memoirs they read off part of it on the phone, a section of the DG opera.