From the introduction: “Today’s traffic report is brought to you by New American Autoworks, makers of the Ambernaught, which is what you want hauling you out of a bad firefight. Sector five of Route Twelve should still be considered a red zone due to continued nomad raiding and...This just in, the Bender Memorial Bridge is closed off, apparently due to terrorist activity. Our traffic helicopter is taking small arms fire even as I speak, so find an alternate route guys.”