From the introduction: Times are tough. Finding jobs ain't as easy as it once was. For each job there'll be a hundred or more folk applying for it. It's a bloody joke. What are you going to do? You're going to brass ball it. You may not know anything about the advertised position, but you learn real fast, and how hard can it really be? In this role-playing poem for 2-5 players, one player will play the role of a jobseeker interviewing for a position; the other players will play the roles of the folk interviewing that person for the position.