Bosco's Spell Compendium: Cantrips and Orisons

From publisher blurb: Flaming Crab Games, erm, "proudly" introduces the first tome in the Bosco's Spell Compendium series. Here, the bizarre wizard Bosco creates variants of classic 0-level spells: Acid Stache (Acid Splash) Berate Water (Create Water) Disrupt Dead (Disrupt Undead) Fillet of Frost (Ray of Frost) Financed Diplomacy (Enhanced Diplomacy) Most Sound (Ghost Sound) No Direction (Know Direction) Open Clothes (Open/Close) Prancing Lights (Dancing Lights) Respect Magic (Detect Magic) Stable Eyes (Stabilize) Stage Hand (Mage Hand) Suspect Poison (Detect Poison) Unwitting Good Guy (Unwitting Ally) And one more! Wow!