From Introduction: You’re a 12‐year‐old girl. And you have a pet alien. Normal people are completely helpless against it, and the only thing that can stop it is other aliens, which belong to other 12‐year‐old girls. What happens next is up to you. Things could get ugly. What the Hell? This is an RPG where you compete against your friends. Ever heard of The Shab Al-Hiri Roach? It’s a lot like that, except not as good. You’ll need 4, 6, 8, 10, and 12‐sided dice and stuff to write on and with. Having two different kinds of tokens is handy too, but you can just write stuff down instead.